HilLaRioUs BuT TRUE!!!!

Got This Hillarious Truth from someone....
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This is the fact about marriages!!
The L Word:
6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
6 months: Of course I love U
6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell
did I propose?
Back from Work:
6 weeks: Honey, I'm home
6 months: BACK!!
6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??
Gifts:
6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the
motif in the living Room
6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something
Phone Ringing:
6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
6 months: Here, for you
6 years: PHONE RINGING
Cooking:
6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years: AGAIN!!!!
Apology:
6 weeks: Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold
this against you
6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again
6 years: What's not to understand about what I just
said??
New Dress:
6 weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that
dress
6 months: You bought a new dress again???
6 years: How much did THAT cost me?
Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you
please sound??
6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a
charter plane?
6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
TV:
6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch
tonight?
6 months: I like this movie
6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the
mood, go to Bed, I
can stay up by myself !!
Ultraman Blind Pulau Pinang Malaysia.